Never before have we been so connected as a human race.
It's the downfall of human society as we know it.
All of your memories preserved forever.
Selfies.
OMG! We can fly!
Is there ANYTHING they don't have a fee for?
Opened a who new world of discovery that's probably helped humanity the most.
Hard to focus.
Amazing device that allow the first explorers to push the envelope.
It's just a compass on steroids.
Putting out fires, yeah, fires.
Ugh, parking tickets.
Hot pockets!
Don't stand too close or your brain will get fried!
Without the wheel you'd be walking everywhere. Good luck.
This is so basic, it's almost like you're saying 'fire' was an invention.
Uh, seeing at night or inside is kinda kick ass.
LED light bulbs make me want to go back to candles.
I can find out any answer to anything.
All of a sudden everyone's an expert.
Leftovers.
Gross leftovers.
Walking with comfort. Basic but kinda critical.
Foot odor.
A discovery by accident that has revolutionized human health.
Those shots hurt. And that pink drink - it's gross.
Making skyscrapers possible.
Elevator music. Trapped with strangers in an awkward room.
It literally manages your heart beat and keeps you alive.
It's too gross to think about.
Other option?
Feels like it's a waste of trees.
Who doesn't get excited when they see a train.? Choo-choo!
Train stations. Gross
No more walking or riding a horse, freedom!
Exhaust.
Heat and AC at your finger tips.
Now you can be inside at work all-year.
Where would we be without seeing amazing events like the moon landing or sports or lets us veg out and watch re-runs of Seinfeld.
News -- ALL THE TIME.
Humankind has managed to capture time.
24 hours in a day? 60 minutes in an hour? Why?
Easy access to your own cash!
Getting robbed at an ATM.
What more can you say, it takes your poop away.
Airport bathrooms.
Before glasses, most of us would have been run over by a horse and buggy.
Be honest, they never look that great on your friends you're just used to it.
We built this city on rock 'n roll…and cement.
I'll pass on scraping my knee when I fall, thank you very much.
Clean hands. Clean clothes. You don't smell.
There's no excuse to not smell.
Blasting music in your car riding down the highway is kinda awesome!
Do people even listen to the radio anymore? This one has a short-lived lifespan.
I can create an entire world.
Does Bill Gates really need any more money?
Surgery without anesthesia is called torture.
Going under can put you six feet under.
You can see inside the body like a magician.
Seems like it's frying people's skin off.
E.T. phone home.
Telemarketers.
Smile much?
Think we were fine just using a stick.
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